The Witty Lieutenant

srry 4 my crap handwriting!!!

herez a translation: X3


Hey Lt! I have an idea!!
Begginer's luck...
Huh?! R u tryin 2 make a monkey outta me?
Not at all. Y should i take all the credit?
Hmm... so this is a battle of witts between us?
No, sir. I never pick on a man thats unarmed.
*hmph* Well, I manage 2 keep my head above water.
Thats beacause wood floats.
I wont stand for these insults!! Ive got lots of backbone!!
Too bad its all at the top...
Intelligence reigns supreme in my family.
You must havee been born during a dry spell.
I'm nobody's fool!!!
Perhaps i can find someone to adopt you?
Your going to drive me out of my mind!!
Ha!!! Thats not a drive, its a putt!!!

LOL inspired from George Coote's Serious Joke Book. go out and buy it.